Dear U.S. Citizens

Thank god we made it out of Cabo yesterday. I will be canceling Zihuatanejo for March and June. Will switch over to New Orleans and Miami as it will be so much safer.

I didn’t realize your support for the Pedophile Insurrectionist meant so much to you. You’ll be missed.

Ah, Rob, you have such a delicate way with words. Why don't you tell how you really feel?

(PS. Could not have said it better myself! I feel really sick thinking about what our country has become. Anyone read The Lord of the Flies lately? The lesson of the 1930's is to get out early.)